September 2012
August 2012
“Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon…everything’s different.”
—Calvin and Hobbes
- Me: *Doesn't party*
- Me: *Doesn't drink*
- Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
- Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
- Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
- Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
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(╯°□°)╯︵ sƃuıʃǝǝɟ
“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.”
—Henry David Thoreau (via mynameismystery)
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if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- friend:
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
